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Five things you should never say to people

Updated: Nov 4, 2021

To hold your words at the back of your throat is probably harder than holding boiling piss. People telling you to speak your mind are like those girlfriends who say, 'yes, it's okay,' when what they surely mean is that it's not!


Let's grumble upon some things we often end up saying to people which we should ideally avoid. It's time for some introspection and getting rid of some awful filth that flows from the depth of our vocal chords.


Here are five things you should never say to people no matter how badly you want to piss:


1. I will kill you!



You must consider your adversary before making such tall claims. Think about your family and all those loved ones who'd never come to see you while you are in jail. If you must kill a person, you should do it silently, without making a big deal out of it, unless you have a strong alibi for later use. It's possible that your enemy is your friend who is still waiting for your niceness, but you are just a jerk, always. It's also possible that your enemy is Darth Vader and you, well you are just a stormtrooper, missing all your shots!


2. Will you be friends with me?



This one is mainly for lads seeking to break the ice with pretty girls obviously out of their leagues. Avoid it at all cost! It sounds cheap. The chances are that they already have a lot of friends. Plus, they know what you are trying to do. In fact, it's better to say 'I love you,' and have faith because the legend always says, 'aww, but I think of you as a friend.' There you go and start a new friendship!


3. Send nudes


Don't even ask your wife that! It's all fun and game until the images leak to the wild and horny world of the internet. Reflect on the chances of losing your phone carrying compromising images of your baby.

Say, she is not your baby, then she will not send nudes to you anyway. What she might do though is share the screenshot of your sex-starved chat to her with and for the world wide web to hate and abuse you and teach you a lesson you deserve.





4. You made a mistake. It's okay. We all learn from them.



Let them live. If someone has made a mistake, the chances are they are already aware of it. Your reiterating is going to be of a little help, if that's your objective. Give them space to grow out of the well of fathomless thoughts.




5. Will you marry me?



Don't fall for it. Don't you know, it's a trap!






J.K. Go ahead. Fall in love. Get a job. Marry. Make babies. Populate. In no particular order!

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